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Neti Pot

When a girl is giving you that vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000 head, that you cum so much that it comes out her nose.

Homie 1: "How did it go with that girl you met last night?"
Homie 2: "Yo, she blew me off so good, I Neti Potted her shit!"

by GoofyGoozler12 November 2, 2020

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Golden Neti Pot

The act of urinating into one's nostril so that the urine comes out of the other nostril and/or mouth.

"I gave Susan a golden neti pot last night."

by boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii April 29, 2017

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Himalayan neti pot

when your girl has a cold and you bust a nut in her nose

"Yeah, my girl has been congested all week so I gave her the ol' fashioned Himalayan neti pot. Cleared her sinuses right up!"

by surewould6969 August 3, 2018


Appalachain neti pot

When you're getting a blowjob and you're about to blow your load you pull it out. Cram it up her nose and destroy her sinuses with your baby batter

I gave her a Appalachain neti pot last night.

by Brutally honest March 25, 2015

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Neti Hot Pot

A Neti Hot Pot is used to clear your nasal cavities. Where a normal Neti Pot uses a saline solution, a Neti Hot Pot uses hot diarrhea. The Neti Hot Pot spout is poured into the top nostril and drained through lower nostril while head is tilted to the side. Make sure you have enough hot diarrhea to run Neti Hot Pot through both nostrils.

Paul was stuffed up and was having trouble breathing normally so Mike ate several orders of taco bell, drank a pepsi and filled up a Neti Hot Pot for Paul to use.

by Grumpy Dan December 1, 2019

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Burmese Neti Pot

('b&r-'mEz / 'ne-tE / 'pรคt)

The act of urinating into someones nasal passage.

(Note: Historically, Neti pots were used in Yoga to assist in clearing the nasal passages.)

Wendy's nasal infection was indeed caused by the 'Burmese Neti Pot' Thomas gave her the previous Sunday.

by Nigel Riley-Monk August 17, 2005

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Netie Pot

ejaculating inside one nostril and out the other

last night I came in that bitch's left nostril and it shot right out the other, I gave her a Netie Pot.

by Nervous Merv April 3, 2011

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