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While doing a girl from behind, begin to yell incomprehensibly in Spanish, when she turns around to ask you what the hell youre doing, immediately ejaculate into a toilet plunger and stick it on her face without giving her any time to react.
“Hey John, what did you and Stacy do last night?”
“I served up the New Mexico Mojito if you know what I mean!”
Referred to by students as the "University Near Mom". Most of the population consists of kids who graduated from Albuquerque High Schools and get free college for staying in New Mexico. Free college is kind of a win. UNM's basketball stadium, The Pit, is one of the rowdiest ever! And.. there is the Lobos biggest fan, a middle aged bald man who is tatted up and was recently arrested for trying to buy sex from an undercover cop. Gotta love the colorful crowd of Lobo fans. We hard. Going to UNM means that you have top notch food choices a.k.a. all the chile you could possibly want. However, all the out of state kids never fully appreciate it and whine about it because they're little bitches with irritable bowel syndrome. Lots of athletes like to come to New Mexico and moan that there is nothing to do...But they need to take a hike!!!! through the beautiful Sandia mountains with the beautiful girls of Albuquerque who are gracious ambassadors of their city. A lot of the kids who get free college, however, lose their lottery scholarships drop out and become wasteoids who still party with high schoolers. Just by going to UNM, you get mad street cred. However, cops here are super wack and partying is all the time, but very on the DL.
So, don't rip your pants when you have to jump over a fence dragging your drunk ass friend behind you. Get on that Rapid Ride the day after...go to college...and then go buy yourself a breakfast burrito.
I'm going to the University of New Mexico because I don't have to pay anything, I like bomb ass food, enjoy people of hispanic origin, like getting cursed out at sporting events, and enjoy spending time with like 20,000 other students who I probably went to high school with. EVERYONE's a LOBO. woof woof WOOOF.
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A school in Socorro known for lack of girls, high nerd rate, frequency of masturbation, and for its total awesomeness.
I'm going to Tech!
Tech suscks.
You're not smart enough to go to Tech! You can't even spell "sucks."
Tech is awesome.
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some times abbreviated as NMT
the place with the highest nerd to normal rate on the planet, including NASA.
Hi, I'm from Tech
Yes, I've noticed the lack of social skills, body odor, and Star Trek collectors edition Phaser
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1. Carlsbad, New Mexico is the small town located in the south-eastern part of the state New Mexico. Known for its caverns and awful smell. Carlsbad also shares its border with the state of Texas, whereby its people adopt the politics of "oil freaks".
It's home to one of the highest percentages of oil and gas workers in the United States, leading to the population to be a high percentage of assholes. Along with leading the nation in rabies you will find a plethora of undesirable things while visiting.
Since the town is in the middle of the desert and already undesirable, Carlsbad is the perfect location to dump hazardous materials. This makes up most of its economy, other than oil, gas and potash.
2. A derogatory term for a small town or city.
3. Anywhere that smells bad, typically smelling of gas odorants.
4. The home of the "DFWT(Dumb Fuck in a White Truck)"
1. "We moved to Carlsbad, New Mexico, but soon couldn't handle the assholes and smell of a gas leak everywhere. Also, I think I lost a few I.Q points!"
2. "This city is a real Carlsbad, eh?"
3. "You got a gas leak or something? It smells like Carlsbad up in here."
4. "I got hit by a DFWT and totaled my Prius."
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When a girl sits on a guys chest and takes a shit on his chest while giving him a handjob...The guy will try to buck her off and she holds on like riding a bronco at a rodeo
Tom was pissed when Susan gave him a new mexico rodeo without his approval.
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When a driver of a motor vehicle makes a turn while using the wrong turn signal. The phrase originated from Las Cruces in Southern New Mexico, presumably because many of the drivers who inhabit the city make this mistake.
"That guy is making a right hand turn with his left turn signal on; he is pulling a New Mexico classic".