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When you sell something to a Newfie and when cash is about to change hands they tell you they are short $20.
I sold my short course truck and buddy stung me for $20, Newfie sting
A newfie taco is potato chips on a slice of balogna, then folded over to look like a taco.
I need some potato chips and balogna to make myself a newfie taco.
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The act of punching open a can of beer. Made famous by the lovely people of Newfoundland, Canada, who are constantly 6 beers ahead of you, no matter how drunk you are.
"Hey Mike, you wanna beer?"
"Sure thing!"
*Mike proceeds to Newfie punch the beer open and drink it
n. Any location in the house, such as the garage or sun-porch, that can substitute for a refrigerator in the winter time. Often used to store Christmas leftovers or beer.
Sometimes this is a Guinea Fridge that is not plugged in due to the extreme Newfoundland winter.
Welcome to the party. Put your beer in the newfie fridge on the back porch.
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sex position, requires 2 females and one male, and a twirly chair. Two girls stand facing each other (kissing optional but suggested) the male must sit in the twirly chair between the 2 girls and spin for constant breast stimulation!
Bob, had quite a time last night, last time I saw him he was doing the newfie twister.
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Procedure performed on newborn males on the rock. A screech bottle is used to guide a cod fileting knife for the perfect removal of the foreskin of the penis. Following the procedure the men take sips from the bottle of screech until the last one gets the foreskin who must consume it. They become the child's Godfather.
G'day bye where ya to? Aye bye Ima heading to me sis's we be doin a newfie circumcision on her youngin.
Alright bye good luck and me hopes you don't gets the last sip.
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a cigarette paper rolled with weed and tobacco
the dirty newfie smoked a dirty newfie joint
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