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Gavin Newsom

The awesomest governor ever

Person 1: Everybody in our state likes our governor.
Person 2: He must be Gavin Newsom

by JFK35 December 16, 2020

1728πŸ‘ 19793πŸ‘Ž


Gavin Newsome

The dictatorβ€”uh, I mean governorβ€”of California. Big dumbass. Wants you to wear masks in your house when he doesn’t wear one himself, like, what? Recall Gavin. #RECALLGAVINNEWSOME

Gavin Newsome is an imbecile

Gavin Newsome is stupid.

by GeeseMayonnaise February 11, 2021

1803πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


gavin newsom

The worst governor of California. He created tons of new taxes, closed the beaches for no reason, and is doing nothing to battle the homeless crisis in California.

Larry: "Hey did you hear that instead of implementing new carbon emission laws, Gavin Newsom decided to ban gas powered cars completely?"
Bob: "Nope, and honestly I'm not even surprised."

by bigm42069 October 13, 2020

12682πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


Newsom Politics

Extreme radical left Political policies based purely on emotion and political gain rather than scientific fact. Newsom Politics rarley, if ever, benefit the people that they are implemented on. Based on California governer Newsom and his failed policies that make the people of California suffer.

Can also mean the act of forcing a policy onto a populace and then hypocritically not following that policy.

Person 1: Hey man you wanna go eat at Rob's sandwich shop?

Person 2: Didn't you hear? It closed down for good because of Newsom Politics.

Person 1: Wow really? Me and my dad ate there for years..

Person 2: At least we can go to French Laundry with 11 of our buddies and no masks like the gorverner did!

by TheLibertarian December 11, 2020


Joanna Newsom

Joanna Newsom is a singer-songwriter harpist from Nevada City, CA. She's released two records on Drag City, "The Milk Eyed Mender" (2004) and "Ys" (2006). Both were critically acclaimed, especially Ys which received many 5 star reviews and placements on critic top 10 lists. Ys also featured arrangements from legendary Beach Boys collaborator Van Dyke Parks as well as production by Steve Albini and mixing by former Sonic Youth member Jim O'Rourke.

"Hey, have you ever listened to Joanna Newsom?"

"Yeah, Ys was by far my favorite album last year!"

by Matt Albertsen May 19, 2007

337πŸ‘ 117πŸ‘Ž


Gavin Newsom

1.) If you are a person that needs to be told what to do, then by golly this is the man with the plan! Lol...NOT!

2.) Best friends with Greg Abbot

3.) I'll say one nice thing about him, thank you for not letting Sirhan Sirhan out and the "e" in his last name is silent.

I have no direction in life, and I don't know how to wipe my own ass. Hey wait there's Gavin Newsom he will tell me what to do!

by stainless67 February 25, 2022

61πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Gavin Newsom

a cruel and oppressive ruler, who hates the United States constitution, and civil rights. Also, who closes down churches during covid, and lets gay strip clubs, and his winery stay open.

Gavin Newsom was appalled that he had to listen to the bill of rights when making his tyrannical laws.

by TheLoaners October 17, 2023

3033πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž