Newt

A slimey, cold blooded reptile that is prone to adultery. Newt's will leave their wife while she is fighting cancer.

That newt is a three time loser.

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Newt

this is a nickname for mexican immigrants derived from the animal with the same name. both are amphibians, as both can travel by land or by water.

"if these newts insist on coming into our country, they should at least make an effort to learn the language!"

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Newt

Newton, or Newt for short, is a name commonly associated with a baby who is too white to be given a black name, but too black to be given a white name.

For the most part, a Newt will have a very strange sense of style and for some reason be obsessed with something ridiculus like plaid shorts.
Be sure to be careful if you ever come across one at a beer pong table, because he has no idea that his elbow is going over the table when he shoots. Genetic research has come to blame this "Elbow Unawarness Disorder" as E.U.D, and has been seen in more and more cities over the last few years.

"Dude, learn how to fucking play the game, your acting like a Newt!"

"If you were any whiter I would have to start calling you Newt."

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Newt

A Newt is what a Bandit craves. A Bandit's craving for Newt is INSATIABLE!!!!!!

"It's been days since this Bandit has eaten Newt and he's STARVING!"

"Newt tastes delicious, especially when wet and warm in a bathtub."

"Bandits love Newts!"

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Newt

A small lizard that can be found in small creeks and is known for its bright yellow dots standing out against its pure black.

I think Newts are cool.

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Newt

\ˈnüt, ˈnyüt\ noun. A communication to a spouse requesting an open marriage.

She wrote her husband a newt before she began her affair.

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Newted

English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.

“Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fucking turd face!”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”

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