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A increasingly uncommon Latin-based name derived from Neil. Meanings include "Champion" and "Black". Can be shortened to 'Nige'.
1. Nigel, he's a champ.
2. ZOMG Nigel has alot of friends.
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A male who has a massive penis and can pleasure any women in the world.
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The result of a nuclear bomb fusing Goku from Dragon Ball Z, Method Man, Bruce Lee, Slayer'S_Boxer, Chuck Norris, Godzilla, Robby Templeton, Dennis Rodman, Michael Jackson, a few Grues, Optimus Prime, Jeff Staple, Barack Obama, Chris Rock, Megatron, Gandalf, Sauron, Vernon Davis, Frieza, Batman, Indiana Jones, Don Juan, Godzilla 2000, Destroya, the Terminator, all the Power Rangers Wolverine, and the Beast.
and then there was nigel
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A situation where, after a sensible comment has been made, the receiver understands little or none of the comment or its context. Often ending up in a lengthy re-examination of the original comment at great distress to the issuing party.
The act of following a perfectly valid comment that would ordinarily spark debate with an idiotic question, thus derailing the entire conversation.
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Peter: "I just heard in the news that oil prices are soaring."
Steve: "What?"
Peter: "I said I just heard that oil prices are soaring."
Steve: "Why?"
Peter: "I just read it in the news, I'm trying to find out why."
Steve: "the government do that to the property market."
Peter: "Are we still talking about oil prices?"
Stever: "What?"
Peter: "Stop being a Nigel!"
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Peter: "I just came up with a way of solving world peace for all humanity."
Steve: "Why?"
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The individual who brings the Brie to a party or other social function.
“Oh, that must be Nigel with the Brie!” -Bogey Lowenstein.
A religion where one worships Nigella Lawson and her luscious cooking.
Person 1: Oi mate, pray to God.
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I believe in Nigellism.
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