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A programmer whose mental age approximates to six (6), has the tenactity of a brick wall and the intellect to match a single brick in a staring contest. He thinks that honest programmers should be financially restrained and unable to profit from their own work, and should give away their work for free under all circumstances.
He models the Internet upon totalitarian regimes which censor anything opposed to his simple-minded definition of "good". Also see Stalin, Hitler, communism and Microsoft.
"Aww f***, here's that auto fool again"
"No auto. Shut up. Nobody cares =)"
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a small pug who probably killed himself by running around and humping the poll
fred: hey peter your dog is dead
peter:what? Autos dead? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Scoot: no not auto what can we do
peter:wtf are u doing her scoot
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The act of self-induced ocular penetration
-Shoot girl...wanna give me some dome?
-Hell naw.
(He preceded to auto-domefuck himself)
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When the auto-correct feature on your iPod Touch or iPhone tries to correct your spelling, but instead changes it to words that just dont make sense with what you're typing.
JR: Hey what time should i come?
Victor: I dont know... Are you busty all evening?
I MEAN BUSY!!
ARE YOU BUSY ALL EVENING!
GOSH I HATE AUTO INCORRECT!
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Cases in which an individual enjoys drinking his or her own blood, such as by deliberately wounding him/herself at the base of the tongue in order to suck at these wounds and swallow the blood.
This can be one of the symptoms of Renfield's Syndrome, (named after Stoker's character) AKA clinical vampirism.
Although he's diagnosed with Renfield's Syndrome, he's into auto vampirism instead of ingesting someone else's blood.
An "Auto 3D" TV, monitor or other display device is one that can display three-dimensional images without the use of special headgear or glasses on the part of the user.
The recent technology expo featured many new 3D displays. The Auto 3D displays got extra attention since viewers don't have to wear any glasses to see the 3D effect.
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Auto duels is a game on ROBLOX which is played by a load of 'toxic' players mostly looking for attention and are desperate for clout since they don't get enough at home or in school.
Person 1: 1v1 me in Auto Duels.
Girl 1: You're too irrelevant for me to duel.
Person 1: ?? wtf?
Person 1: How about you 1v1 me?
Girl 2: Get away from me you're unknown.
Person 1: …. ok trash bag.
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