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Breather

Breathers are those annoying non smoking or ex smokers that have to bitch about everything and everyone that smokes, where they smoke, when they smoke, and how they are affecting their health. Boo Hoo

Those breathers over there are giving us a dirty look for smoking.
If those breathers wave their hand at my smoke one more time there is going to be some toe meeting some teeth.

by D. Kulma October 8, 2007

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cheese-breather

a derogatory term for a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat but still eats other animal products. The term was coined by vegans to criticize vegetarians for not caring enough about animals to abstain from all animal products.

Vegetarian: I would go vegan, but cheese is just SO delicious
Vegan: You disgust me you cheese-breather, you don't actually care about animals

by Choose Compassion Always April 2, 2020


Yard Breather

A "firefighter" who is either seen walking about the exterior of the fire scene, with no exposure to the toxins produced from fire, with full Self Contained Breathing Apparatus (SCBA) connected and breathing air, or, is seen exiting the fire apparatus while breathing air and has no intention of entering the burning structure. Could also be used in conjunction with "Engine Breather", see definition for Engine Breather.

That Timmy is a Yard Breather. Look at him standing next to the Chief, breathing air.

by Fraternal Brotherhood of Salt October 29, 2010

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Love Breather

When you are so in love that you enjoy breathing the other persons air into your own mouth and lungs. It happens at ultra-close proximity with that person, usually when kissing or sleeping.

I’m so happy my new boyfriend is a LOVE BREATHER, when he and I sleep together we sleep with our faces practically touching so we can breath each other’s air, it makes me swoon.

by Wordsluethval July 8, 2018


Yard Breather

Name given to firefighters who mask up and breath air from their air packs before they are even out of the truck or close to the actual structure fire. Common to see new firefighters going "on air" before it is necessary.

Did you see him getting off the truck already on air? What a yard breather.

by rcovfd September 17, 2010

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Bleach Breathers

A nickname for diehard Trump devotees.

The Bleach Breathers, despite the serious scarring of their nasal passages and lung tissue, are doing just great and are thriving, COVID-free, as they kill off this nasty disease with a good snootful of disinfectant!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020


darth breather

Adj. a person who breathes so loud, and sounds like Darth Vader while breathing, especially in quiet places.

Michael: Man! I couldn't complete my exam yesterday.
Jeffrey: Why? Was it that hard?
Michael: No, but there was a darth breather behind me.

by Mosen November 16, 2009

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