Elton

A gay and shitty singer or musician. Someone that thinks they're good at everything but isn't. A tool.

Why are you being such an Elton?

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Elton

when using the word bummer you might say
'its like elton john- a big bummer'
so just sue the term elton.
can also mean gay.

'you cant go the party? what an elton!'

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Elton

"ive never heard your voice as intense as in here. i found it very difficult to follow it through, a new nuance to your tone or something that touched and almost scared me. like believing the alarm."

Elton

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Elton

A small town in Louisiana that is full of fake ass people. most girls that go there have a body count of 10 plus.

Have you ever been to Elton?
Yes! everyone was so rude

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Dirty Elton

When a man runs a race of 2000 meter steeplechase, but unfortunately gets his gigantic testicle stuck on the first hurdle causing him to fall over. Due to the high friction of the top of the hurdle he busts a fat gluten free nut all over the track, making all the runners behind him slip on it. All the persons falling in the cum then directly achieves a new sexual disease giving them an extra testicle which after only 5 seconds after blows up making them give birth to some typ of dinosaur with 0.58 arms and half an leg, but with an massive penis. The dinosaur then starts to eat the person who gave birth to them and suddenly it's as big as a city, this will end in the dinosaur eating everything in the world and being the last organism ever on the earth before the dinosaur blows up covering the earth in explosive and flammable cum, that sadly ends what we call the earth.

Alien: Did you hear about that guy that made the earth collapse by making an Dirty Elton?

Elton Johning

Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done

I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.

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Elton Brand

1. A beast in the paint
2. One of the most underrated players in the league

1. Elton Brand is the best PF in the league not named Kevin Garnett or Tim Duncan.
2. Kid: "Dude this Elton Brand guy is pretty good"
Lakers fan: "Who?"

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