An act of Stupidity, that happens regularly.
"Damn dude, that idiot just pulled a fedex and dropped his car keys down the sewer drain!"
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A type of hoe; if someone want her, you know she's going to be there overnight.
Dang, Ashley's a fedex! She's already at Jayden's crib!
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How we refer to Britney Spear's ex--Keven Federline
"Must feel so bad for Britney Spears right now."
"I know, can't believe what went down with FedEx
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One lame ass company with a bunch of ghey loosers with purple uniforms that like to steal packages.
Hey Bob?? Remember my bomb plan to blow up that job place of mine??? I got the perfect plan, lets call Fedex.
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The absolute worst character to ever appear on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." His holiness is nothing more than a guy wearing a crappy white bathrobe and a FedEx box on his head. He is cruelly subjected to shame and ridicule by Conan with his every appearance on the show.
The FedEx Pope even makes the character Mansy look cool.
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Any sibling that looks different from the rest of the family. If you have blue eyes and the rest of your family has brown you may be a FedEx child.
Alex looks nothing like her sister, she must be a FedEx child.
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Like USPS but much slower (even after Trump's sabotage) and considerably more expensive
Why would you ship FedEx SmartPost