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Someone who has had sex with between one and five people, i.e. they can count their sexual partners on a single hand.
If I had your luck, I'd still be a single-hander.
Someone who smokes cannabis; a stoner. A normal cigarette is called a "right-handed cigarette" and a joint is called a "left-handed cigarette". This is a special code used to allow people to speak freely in public about their plans to smoke pot.
"It smells like left-handers in here."
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A women or girl that is so small and/or lightweight, that you can easily hold her with one hand/arm while having sex with her. (Preferably in the cowgirl of reverse cowgirl position).
Rick-"Man that new hot chick is pretty small huh?"
Bob-"I would do her...would you?"
Rick-"For sure. She's totally a One Hander"
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When someone uses the bathroom and afterwards, does not wash their hands. First said by Mike.
Bill is a dry hander, do not to shake his hand.
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When you swing from the hips to slap your cock on to the forehead of your wife and/or girlfriend/mistress. Best done when she is sitting at the computer.
Dude i laid the best no hander lander on Toni the other day! Good work Ben!
A girl that is so big that it takes TWO hands to control her in bed.
"Damn bitch you are certainly a two hander, I mean I tried to use one hand on you to entensify the ass pounding I was giving you, but you almost broke it. You fucking walrus, now I have to use two hands, after this sex you will recieve the grapes of wrath fosho"
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n. An adult girl, or of-age female, who is petite or small enough to fuck with one hand while simultaneously using the other hand for any array of other activities.
That girl is a definitely one-hander; I can fuck her while eating a burrito with my left hand.
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