Hay

A basterdization of the greeting, "Hey". Commonly used by /b/tards on 4chan.

"Hay guyz, what's going on!?"

hai

Used of foreigners and tourists in Japan meaning anything and everything except no.

Cab driver: (In Japanese) So, where may I take you?
American: Hai!

Hay

A term used to describe someone who doesn't follow through with plans, or bails on them.

"I was supposed to hang out with Willie today but he bailed again. What do you expect, he's hay."

hai

Cantonese equivalent for English 'cunt'. Usually used with adjective 'chau'/'chow' (smelly). Pronounced with high note ending.

Also means 'Yes' in Cantonese if pronounced another way(!!!). The 'yes' pronunciation has a low note ending.

Not to be confused in pronunciation with Japanese 'Hai' (Yes/Affirmative). The Japanese pronunciation is short and abrupt.

Cunt - 'Diu nia ma chau hai' - Fuck your mother's smelly cunt.

Yes - Are you a foreigner who is mispronouncing 'yes' with 'cunt'? - "Hai"

hay

The intellegent, grammatically correct form of hru. stands for 'How Are You' used in internet conversations for literate people.

-Emma: Hey! Hay?

-Georgia: wtf is hay?

-Emma: Hay='How Are You?'

-Georgia: wtf...

Hays

Verb. To emphatically agree to attend an event, only to not not attend, without any notification.

Are you going out with Sean or is he Haysing you again?

hai

1. n. A form of "Hi," used predominantly on the internet.

2. Pn. A kid in my gym class.

"Jake?"
"Here."
"Hai?"
"Hello, how are you?"