I'd fap that

Used when you want to say that you would masturbate to something. Usually used be geeks because they know that they have no chance of actually having sexual intercourse.

Geek 1: Check out this picture of Jessica Alba!

Geek 2: I'd fap that!

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I'd stamp

Stamping is the act of giving an attractive female your stamp of approval. Comparable to "Damn! She a bad bitch!"

You see a MiLF walking down the street an simply proclaim To a buddy "I'd STAMP!"

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I'd poop on that.

A phrase used to say you would have kinky sexual intercourse with someone.

-Dude! It's Sarah Jessica Parker!-

-I'd poop on that.-

-Gross, man...-

i'd tap it

Same as I'd hit it
meaning I'd have sexual relations with that girl

Wow! She's hot, I'd tap it!

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i'd hit it

Formerly a slang phrase referring to a male's stated prediliction toward sexual relations with a previously identified female, the phrase has now come to refer to an individual's stated desire to perform sexual relations with a (typically McDonald's) hamburger.

Background: An unfortunate McDonald's advertising campaign, circa early 2005, developed under the assumption that the use of urban lexicon might appeal to a previously underrepresented demographic, i.e., the burger-fetishists.

"Double Cheeseburger? I'd hit it. I'm a Dollar Menu guy."

(McDonald's advertising copy, used without permission.)

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I'd hit it

Vernacular commonly used by males, meaning, «I would NOT MIND having sexual relations with that woman.»

There's a big difference between «I'd hit it..." and "I'd definitely hit it!"; same as between «I'd do her.» and «I'd definitely do her!»

The first sentence indicates that the person who is speaking is moderately interested in the woman in question. The second sentence indicates that the person is considerably interested in the woman, and might swoop down for the kill, if given the opportunity.

Situation #1:

«Wow, is Halle Berry hot, or what?!»
«Yeah, I'd hit it...»

Situation #2:
«Wow, is Halle Berry hot, or what?!»
«Shit yeah, I'd definitely hit it!»

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I'd Tap That

Expression used to show interest or appeal in ones sexual appearance.

John: Hey Mike, check out this hot new pic of Katie off of Facebook!

Mike: I'd tap that!

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