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SALTS is used when something isn’t funny enough to “laugh out loud” but it was funny enough to smile a little. SALTS = Smiled A Little Then Stopped. SALTS is almost always used in texting.
Bob “*kind of funny joke*”
Cheryl “SALTS”
n.: A sailor, one who is currently employed in the U.S. Navy.
adj.: Pertaining to sailor-style.
n.: That salt has seen too many ports.
adj.: He loves the salt life.
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The act of sniffing bath salts.
Geoff: Hey man, you know what would make us even more white trash than we already are? Travis: What bro? Geoff: To head down to the 7-11 and pick up some bath salts. Travis: Shit dog, I been salting since last June when my sister left me.
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Enhanced with Sodium Chloride.
These chips would be better if they were salted.
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Smiled a little, then stopped.
Wendy salts at the inside joke her mother told her.
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anything that will turn a smile into a frown.
Can also be used as a verb: to be salted
Guy 1: "Tyler won the scratch lotto today, but he got a speeding ticket within the next hour."
Guy 2: "Thats the salt man."
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To interfere with your plans (or to mess up your game). Playa Hatin'
Quit throwing salt on my game...fool!
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