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Random noises made by a printer while it is plugged in, but not in operation.
Person 1: Are you printing something? Your printer is making noise.
Person 2: No, those are just printer burps.
When u are speaking pure facts
Damian: stop lying to me
Me: you are daddy and that’s fax, no printer
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A more exclaimed and stronger form of fax. Used when pointing out something so true it is neither true nor fax.
Friend 1: Yo man this YouTuber is sick
Friend 2: Fax, no printer.
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A printing machine (or printing company) of very low quality.
Producing poor quality basic crude printing like the paper bags used to hold wet seafood.
Example:(printing machine) Where did you get that winklebag printer from?
Example:(printing company) That company of printers are rubbish. They a winklebag printer.
When upon looking at a (usually large) printed document, you regret printing it.
Joe had printer's remorse because he just printed a 100 page file in colour when he meant to print it in black and white.
Jill had printer's remorse because she just realised she printed the odd pages of a long document twice.
Bill had printer's remorse because he forgot to check the "multiply slides per page" option and thus resulted in 120 pages with one lecture slide each.
(v) To use someone else's printer without consent, penetrating their hard-drive, climaxing in an ejaculation of paper.
Danny was too lazy to install his own printer, so he broke into Talia's room and printer-raped the shit out of her, printing off five different copies in color.
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A printer that a worker secretly installs, on an open network, or local pc port without his supervisor or boss knowing about it.
Dood1: Whats up with that printer hidden under your desk?
Dood2: Its rogue. Its a rogue printer man... That way i can save time and print my own stuff.