‘No Problem’

The holy two words received after a ‘Thank You’ message that make all of the troubles and worries of the world disappear and caused birds to sing in the trees and stars to fall from the skies.

‘Thank you’
‘No Problem’

Problems

Events that occur due to the fact that you touch yourself at night.

Billy: "Mom, why do babies cry?"
Mom: "Because you touch yourself at night, Billy, that what their problems are."

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problem

A predicament one may find one's self in.

For fucks sake you fucking cunt what is your cunting problem

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problem

when you blatently did something wrong and got caught you innocently say 'problem?'

Police: you can't skate here!

Skater: Problem officer?

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Problem

A word used to refer to an erect penis.

Jess was cuddling in bed with Alex when she suddenly felt his problem poking her.

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Problems

To fart on an extreme scale of either quantity(volume/amount) or quality (potency/linger time)

Arr mate you've got problems

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problemation

a blend of problem and solution.
an easily fixed problem, one that has a quick solution.

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Person 1: I have a problem! My computer won't turn on!
Person 2: No, that's just a problemation. It just needs to be plugged in!

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