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A tag used by idiots to show how retarded they are.
Make sure to avoid people who use the word swag and/or #swag.
Fuck examples, just pictures Justin Bieber and you know what swag is, and what people who tag things #swag (when not joking/mocking with it) are like.
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The most used word in the whole fucking universe. Douche bags use it, your kids use it, your mail man uses it, and your fucking dog uses it. If you got swag, you generally wear those shitty hats side way, and your ass hanging out like a fucking goof cause your pants are half way down your white ass legs. To break down the word, it means (Secretly We Are Gay). It is also a word that means to represent yourself/ the way you represent yourself, baggy clothes, shitty hats, small penis and basically a way to say your afraid to come out of the closet.
Assface Magee: I got so much swag
Darrel: You got so much dick in your ass
Assface Magee: Fuck you, SWAG
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A word that originally meant "free stuff." But some rapper used it in a song, and is now the #1 most used word ever. Basically means you sag your pants and wear sideways hats.
Guy 1: I got so much swag!
Guy 2: Please shut up.
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SWAGGED= Secretly We Are Gay Gagging on Enormous Dicks
Guy 1: Bro we're so swagged
Guy 2: Yeah Bro you know it... hurry, flip the channel to Jersey Shore it's about to start.
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sex with andrew garfield
"man, i really need some swag"
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Orginally from the Scottish slang word "swagger" which was a description of the way some Scots walk (in a swaying motion), the word was then misinterpreted by the English as "the way someone presents themselves". Eg, whether someone looks cool.
The word quickly made its way to the states and has ever since become the catchphrase of douchbags and tools everywhere.
Person 1: "I think that guy off Jersey Shore has swag"
Person 2: "You're a dick"
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swag (swăg)
n.
1.
a. An ornamental drapery or curtain draped in a curve between two points.
b. An ornamental festoon of flowers or fruit.
c. A carving or plaster molding of such an ornament.
2. Slang. Stolen property; loot.
3. Australian. The pack or bundle containing the personal belongings of a swagman.
4.
***a. Common American Slang. Cheap, low quality marijuana with a low level of THC. Typically said to range ~30USD for 1/8 lb. depending on locale.***
b. Slang. Herbal tea in a plastic sandwich bag sold as marijuana to an unsuspecting customer.
intr.v., swagged, swag·ging, swags.
1. Chiefly British. To lurch or sway.
2. Australian. To travel about with a pack or swag.
Probably of Scandinavian origin.
Acronyms:
Scientific Wild Ass Guess
Semantic Web Agreement Group
Shock Wave Generator
Silly Wild Ass(ed) Guess
Simulated Waste Access to Ground Water
Sold Without A Guarantee
Sophisticated Wild Ass Guess
Souvenirs, Wearables And Gifts
Standard Written Agreement
Still Wondering and Guessing
Stolen While At Gig
Stuff We Acquired Gratis
Stuff We All Get
Mike threw some cannabis seeds out in some wild field returned and a year later to collect his swag.
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