I'm in

What a man says after placing his Tiny Rick into his lady's gapping chasm.

Her: Oh baby, give it to me!
Him: I'm in.
Her: oh...😢

I'm on

Means you're not off.

Yeah I'm on!

37👍 30👎

i'm on

said when one is under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.

I'm on, I can't go home yet!

21👍 27👎

i'm be

"I'm be" is a shortened version of "I am going to be."

I'm be there. I'm be honest with you.

I'ms

the shorthand of; "I am so"
a.k.a. the abbreviation of; "I am so"
the phonetic instance you hear when people speak fast; "I am so"

I'ms scared of covid.
I'ms afraid of loneliness.

I'm

A way of insulting an idiot, by sarcastically claiming to be them. Simply say "I'm.." and then say their name.

Jacob: *farts on a cute girl*
Tony: I'm jacob.

11👍 20👎

I'm-a

I am going to...

Addict: Naw, man...I can't pay you the money.
Dealer: I'm-a pop a cap in your ass, beeyatch.

17👍 95👎