Random
Source Code
Random
" one hand ass" is a term used to gauge the size of a women's ass that is ripe for fucking. to create your own gauge take your right hand then make a fist then spread your thumb and little finger as far apart as possible. What ever women's ass width falls close to the gauge is worth being sexy with. The women are then known as "one handers"
How to use in conversation
1) Russ " I fucked this women last night" , Phil " was she a one-hander ?" , Russ " No, I knew I shouldn't of fucked her fat ass"
2) Russ " look at her ass she's got a one-hander", Phil " Fuck me your right, lets stalk her"
3) Phil " I've got a new girlfriend with a one hand ass", Russ " expose yourself, force your intentions upon her and impregnate her "
1.a word typically said by elementary students and middle schoolers who think that it is cool to cuss and make up their own words that they have learned and gathered into their own saying for their amusement.
2. A creative way to call some the world renowned asshole.
bobby you are a dick ass one.
amy my mom wouldn't let me watch cartoons yesterday, its okay she aint nothing but a dick ass one.
9đź‘Ť 4đź‘Ž
The ones which are better than the shitty ones.
hey I don’t want those shitty ones I want the good ass ones from the back
An old adage meaning it is better to have sex with one ass, rather than with two vaginas.
Bob: I think Becky might let me go Greek on her this Friday, but I was supposed to have a three way with these Guatemalans the same night.
Joe: Times like these my grandpappy used to tell me “One in the ass is worth two in the puss”.
a person who is one sided and is completely wrong
Ben is a one sided backwards ass fuck he has no idea what is even going on
12đź‘Ť 9đź‘Ž
Whenever your lover is mad at u or abt something and she/he text you one word ass responses such ass,” ok . That shi pisses a Nigga off to another level.
Me: wyd tmr
He/ she: ok
One word ass responses
A spin on the common phrase “no one asked” to show that you are getting increasingly frustrated with them.
Her friend would not stop talking about her new car so she yelled “No one ass!”