passport file

1. a file of private, important personal information on a person, kept by the government, that may be sought by others for use in discrediting you in your run for public office. This file was made famous during the 2008 presidential campaign.
2. personal information that could be held against you were it not secret.

1. All three candidates had their passport files breached, presumably for political reasons.
2. Jim, why are you giving me shit about this. Do you have something on me? Do you need to see my passport file? I got no skeletons.

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blue passport

A thing bojo promised he would give us because of brexit. Tricking all of the country's old women and boomers to vote for brexit.

"Yes we will bring back the blue passport" bojo
"OMFG" the old women and boomers

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Swiss Passport

Having sexual intercourse using all of your partner's holes while going through Customs.

I gave my Sugar Baby a Swiss Passport the other day. It was really hot but now I'm on the Do Not Fly list.

Canadian passport

The mullet haircut. Known by many other names such as the "short-long," "ape cape," and "the Longueuil."

Stew's Canadian passport is almost a skullet.

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Anal Passport

An informal promise made from one person to another to gaurantee them the privleges of having anal sex in the near future.

Guy 1: Hey man you will never believe it! I put in for my anal passport with Melena yesterday. I'm totally going to put it in her butt next time I see her.

Guy 2: Thats awsome dude, I got mine a few months ago from Jessica. It pays to ask early man. I'm gonna tag that ass next weekend

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Honda Passport

World's greatest SUV. Lasts forever and runs like a rock. The better version of the Isuzu Rodeo.

Look at that cool kid in that Honda Passport.

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Passport bros

Men who understand that western women have drunk the cool aid pass the point of no return, and got their passports to enjoy happiness and peace with fit, friendly foreign women

And the Lord said “God bless the Passport Bros, for they have avoided thy wickedest American women and achieved nirvana with feminine foreign women, restoring the natural balance between feminine and masculine and breeding out/leaving in the dust thy wicked western shemen

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