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Pornhub

A place where I can see naked females without being judged.

Girl: No! You can't see me naked! Perv!

Me: Why not?...

Girl: I'm not a slut. Go on Pornhub if you're horny you freak.

Me: A place where I can be myself. My soul and sexual desire is at peace.

by AnalMonster666 February 22, 2015

382๐Ÿ‘ 105๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pornhub

Website I go on when my parents aren't there

I'm addicted to pornhub

by Cunt559 January 6, 2013

1219๐Ÿ‘ 387๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pornhub

It is an erotic site where people got so they can masturbate it was once a good website where you could get all your dirty little fixings but now they made up some stupid policy where they ban unverified user over false child abuse claims seriously which one of you fucks ruined pornhub I will hunt you down and have you personally killed.

Pornhub it was such a sexy site till this policy came along now we must engage in reckless sex

by Truthfulasshole December 20, 2020

22๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pornhub

An internet heaven for dudes who want to watch people having sex to pleasure themselves when they can't find anyone to fuck.

Real Sex? Nah, it ain't gonna happen. Guess I'll go masturbate to chicks on Pornhub.

by Snukeith July 1, 2018

29๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pornhub

A family friendly website that works as an alternative to YouTube. You can find a variety of videos on the platform such as cooking videos, love stories, and Fortnite videos. This is the preferred platform to YouTube for many people, especially 13 year old males.

I showed my 7 year old son PornHub today. He seems to like it.

by thechadman412 December 19, 2020

64๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


pornhub

Used to describe someone who acts trashy or disregards reputation.

person 1: i fucking whipped my cock out at that old lady down the street.

person 2: stop acting like pornhub.

by Pp Kingz August 20, 2021

23๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pornhub

A really good fucking way to get horny and jealous that none of the girls at school will ever fuck you

Well I got friend zoned again Iโ€™m gonna watch pornhub now

by Thanos licker69 November 19, 2019

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž