Nobel Piece Prize

An annual award given to someone that takes a piece of everything and gives back nothing.

Did you see that President Obama won the Nobel Piece Prize today?

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Nobel Peace Prize

Something given to war criminals.

Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize and proceeded to bomb brown children.

Nobel prize-winner

The ultimate erection. When a dude is so hard that he can cut diamonds with it - he possesses a thing that would win the Nobel prize for physics.

"I was down at the beach and the chicks were so hot, I had to lie face down to hide my Nobel prize-winner."

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Nobel Peace Prize

Code for hot chick wearing yoga pants because whoever started the trend deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

Nobel Peace Prize 10 O'clock!

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Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

An award given to someone for creating something or doing something that is considered, well, a piece of shit!

Me: Look at this cool picture I drew!
John: It looks like it's worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize!
Me: What do you mean?
John: Well obviously it's a piece of shit picture. It looks like a box with wheels and WTF is up with the window pane?
Me: You fucking whore, it's a car. You don't have to make fun of my lack of artistic ability.
John: Who in the fucking fuck draws a car with a window pane? You're a dumbass!
Me: Well I do. Do you have a problem with it?
John: Well yes I do.
Me: Go fuck yourself John! You deserve a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize for being the biggest piece of shit person to ever exist!
John: Okay that may be true, but Creed is more worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize than me.
Me: That is so true! Creed is the biggest piece of shit band EVER!!!!!!!!!

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Just won the Nobel prize

Giving yourself a "formerly" prestidgous award for doing absolutely nothing except thinking you deserve it.

Bill- man I just won the salesman of the week award at the dealership.

Barack Obama- oh yeah? I just won the Nobel PRize just because I said nuclear weapons are bad.

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Nobel Pee Pee Prize

The most prestigious prize you can ever wish for. Contestants have their pp measured and the winner is considered person of the century.

Person: Will you be my girlfriend?
Person 2: No wtf
Person: I won the Nobel Pee Pee Prize
Person 2: Marry me