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When someone gets a boner by giving an immediate "NO" to any invitations without thinking them through.
Me: Hey, Matthew. Want to go to th-
Matthew: NO! (gets a noner)
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A noner is a non-athlete, or someone with no athletic skill.
Example, I was walking through the park and saw a bunch of noners playing rugby.
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what you get when you see some fat bitch walking down the street and any boner that you previously had inverts itself and goes into your body because of the sheer ugliness. even if you didnt have a boner before, your dick will go back into your body and hide.
Oh man, after I saw Helga, I got such a noner, you dont even know.
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opposite of boner; unpleasant, flacid
Dude, look at the fat chick, gives me a huge noner.
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not being able to get a boner due to being intoxicated,
dont worry i could not have had sex with her i was so drunk i had a noner
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When a mans own penis goes so far back into his body that it erects to go further. This can happen when a man is either scared, disgusted, turned off, or extremely cold.
When i fell through the ice I got a noner.
When I saw that fat old lady naked it gave me a noner.
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When a nipple becomes hard and erect like a boner.
It is so cold outside in the fridged Minnesota winter, that I have noners!
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