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Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?
Someone who has asked out someone with a pool noodle. Evan Daddy Humpme's is the founder.
Damn bro u got that pool noodle rizz
The act of squirting water up one's rectum (like an enema), putting your penis inside that rectum, then pulling it out to result in a waterfall effect.
While I was pool noodling that chick, she shot chunks all over my dick and balls!
Funneling beer or liquor or water (if you're straight edge) through a pool noodle. Can be combined with a shoey, if you're a badass aussie. Invented at the Great Canadian Beer Purge.
I just pool noodled some Malort and j think I'm going to fucking die! Pool noodling is thr most FEST thing ever.
When you fuckin a bitch until she squirts and then you pull your sopping wet dick out her cooch and smack it until pussy juices splash around
Bro you should’ve seen the pool noodling that took place on this bed last night my sheets were DRENCHED in pussy juice