adj. If an object or person is Chuck Norrisized, they are particularly large, either in mass, or in meaning. They are usually heavy or extremely meaningful and helpful on the journey of everyone's life. All Chuck Norris fans should come to know this term.
"Holy shit! The big dipper is Chuck Norrisized! It's both physically large, and spiritually meaningful to me...I guess..."
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To simultaneously kill someone or something in every single way possible.
Wow, did you see that guy mashed up in a blender? It looked like he was Chuck Norrised.
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When one is forced out of a circle our group. When you are excluded outside of the circle of friends that is talking. You seem uncool and unpopular when this happens.
Hey yall' let me into the circle you are Chuck Norrising me!
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The act of being pulled away from eating your lunch and talking about dawgs so you can do actual work.
I was busy talking about dudes on the football field but I was Norrised into watching the ISS kids.
when someone is roundhoused or punched in the face so hard they're balls fly out the nostrils
The only word that accuratly decribes chuck norris
You Lack Chuck Norris's Norrisness