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when a big thunderstorm is happening a male runs out into the middle of a field ties a piece of metal around his penis waits for his soldier to stand tall. and then waits for the lightening to strike
hey man me and a bunch of the guys are heding out to the field for a north american lightening rod wanna come?!
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A white parasitic bird that supposedly originated by the sea but is now more commonly found roosting at McDonald's awaiting a discarded french fry or clamoring with its pals in a Taco Bell dumpster; a 'seagull'.
While widely regarded as harmless, these birds are known to be dangerous and attack unsuspecting fast food chain customers in large groups known as "militias".
Carla: Yeah, lemme get a #4 Biggie-sized, a #2 --fuck!
Drive Thru Boy: ...Ma'am?
Carla: Goddamn North American River Chickens just crapped all over my car!
911 Operator: Sir, what seems to be the problem?
Raould: The fucking North American River Chicken Militia just jumped my ass at the drive thru! Yeah, take the goddamn ketchup packets too you free-loading bastards!
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The North American Male Cock is an elusive beast known for hiding in dark places and spitting when excited. This one-eyed beast is not a reptile, however, it is often referred to as "one eyed snake" or "trouser snake".
Bob likes to stroke his North American Male Cock.
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A sexual activity in which two people from northern America stick their assholes together and exchange their shit between assholes.
Bro it's crazy, I just tried out the north American hole exchange.
Was it good?
Ya, but my ass still burns a bit.
Most deadly species of beaver in the world. Will jump on a man's face and rip his tongue out.
Policeman: "Yeah those North American Bald Beavers are deadly."
Guy: "Yeah? I've never seen one, what they look like?"
Policeman: "They are bald, and have a pink inside"
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When Two Lesbians Scissor Each Other With A Male Erect Penis In The Middle Till Ejaculation
I receive a North American fire starter from my lesbian friend and her girlfriend
When a person of North American decent is drinking alcohol from the two other regions. One is liquor the other is beer.
Dave was from the USA, he asked the bartender can I get a Labatt Blue and a shot of tequila please… Ahhhhh the “North American Triple Play” huh?! I got you bud!!