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Quite possibly the worst area in the country. Gives New Jersey as a whole an awful reputation. Basically anyone from northern new jersey has no manners, and cant drive for shit. Also for some reason, north jerey natives think their area is awesome because it smells and looks like Hitler's Asshole. Also, they invade the nice parts of new jersey (south jersey shore) and show no regard for the people who actually live there. Locals often call these scumbags "Bennys." North Jersey should become its own separate state and be nuked.
"Dude some Guido fuckers came into the restaraunt today and left without paying"
- Belmar Native
"Well its July now remember, all the north jersey scumbags are here"
- also Belmar Native
"O yeah, how could I forget...."
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North Jersey is the northern part of the state. It ranges from low-populated forest areas to high-populated areas. People of South Jersey criticize North Jersey for its bad schools, polluted air, lack of people who know how to drive, mix of ethnicities, and more. Most North Jersey people, due to the fact there is almost nothing to do in North Jersey for the summer, come to the southern part of the state and cause unbelievable crime and traffic in the southern towns. A study says that crime in the southern towns increase over four-hundred percent during the summer months. Locals refer to these imposters as bennys.
I'm going down the shore 'cause there is nothing to do in North Jersey.
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The reason that New Jersey is called the "Armpit of America." Overcrowded, too close to New York, and home to many nasty factories. Also contains Newark, which is basically a death trap, and a shitty sports complex.
If you are driving in Newark, or any North Jersey city for that matter, be sure to lock your doors and roll up your windows.
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A place where ugly girls are.
South jersey girl are much hotter.
The home land of a scum named briana thats fat as fuck.
thinks theyre the shit when they deff are not.
pollute the world.
north jersey basically just needs to get nuked.
"hi im briana from North jersey, lets go eat and be fat together while i steal your boyfriend"
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First off, NO ONE says JOISEY or anything with an "oi". Most jersey people, at least where i live (North Jersey), talk like New Yorkers. We tend to put aw or au in everything.
(This doesn't mean that EVERY jersey resident speaks like this)
Me: I wawk and i tawk like i live in new york(or pronounced Yowk, depending which part of jersey yer from) and i drink lots a wawta (water) and cawfee.
*Yep, JURZEE's very unique
THIS is the most common North Jersey accent
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He's got that north jersey swagger, he looks gay.
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