Anyone living north of the watford gap, probably poor, speaks with a funny accent.
Dull whitted
Brad, york8ball, elbeer, onimi, dynamite, jay, Big_Poppa
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Northern IT contractors operating south of the Watford Gap; often attempting to fraternise with local female population; humourous;prone to slagging from work colleagues
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Anyone from up north that has a silly name like KEEDA, and thinks they are hard but are really soft as a chocolate fire guard!
Keeda is a Northern Monkey xXx
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Any male from the North of England who is dull witted and probably works down a mine.
"Hull is full of northern monkeys"
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Any chap that ties a rubber rooster from his belt loop so that it hangs below his knees......
First time I seen a Northern monkey I didn't know if I should laugh, cry, kick the thing or just say hi to the chap. So I just bought him a beer then left; they must be a rare breed also for I have'nt seen another.......
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