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A shitty high school with too many wings and courtyards, 9 periods in a day, and a shitty football team. What happened to all the bomb threats? we had 5 4 last year, this year? 0. fucking security with their little porn filled office.
I love NHS as much as Runyan loves watching senior girls.
A very small town located in the middle of many other larger towns in Suffolk County, Long Island. East Northport has no school district and its children are divided among many other districts. E.Northport in fact, is not East of Northport making it a very great place to be ironic. East Northport is home to the great Larkfield road and is just minutes away from everything the gem of Long Island can hold.
I live in East Northport. Where is it? Um... it's next to Commack or um, Northport....it's in Huntington, how about that, it's in Huntington.
Good weed. Annoying ass teacher aids and a staff that needs to retire.
Anyone here who is sober is either a nerdy fag who thinks they are cute or just a fake athlete. The sports teams suck.
If you want weed, go down 5th Avenue to Larkfield and the public library. 7/11. Nuff said.
East Northport Middle School is OUR smoking ground
a school full of jap whores, fuckboys, and incoherent faggots who approach you during lunch. Nothing to do here but constantly smoke weed in class, get into fights, and get dissed by the VSCO girls. “Northports Genius” on YouTube is the is the average explanation of a student. You can’t use the bathroom during class because there is always someone signed out to stay in the commons or toke in the bathroom. NHS is also full of snitches so important people like Curcio get barred. Often tripping janitors can be found in the hallways
Northport high school is full of hard ass kids.
You, me Northport High School. What are we getting for lunch? Pizza sticks of course! Uh oh! There was a roofie in our Northport High School pizza sticks. We black out, we wake up in the commons bathroom surrounded by feinds! Geek bar feinds! You know what that means. Geek off! The stench draws in an AP what do we do we’re gonna fight him! Geek fight. Geek handed. Geeked, out? Yes please. We befriend the AP after we beat him in a brawl and ride him into Hinson’s office. Dance dance revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the principal? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know I’m reincarnated as William J. Brosnan. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn’t even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turned into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. Ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAAAAAA ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAA
Northport High School is a bitch ass school