Nortoned

The Norton is a sexual act were one victim has their head shaved, gets a swastika tattoo on their chest, receives anal sex and is rewarded with a pair of skull crusher boots.

Dad Nortoned mom while I slept in their bed.

I heard dad nortoned mom while I was trying to read goosebumps in my bed.

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nortons

1.Another word for breasts
2.Boobs

wow! Amazing Nortons on that girl eh?

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norton

mass moutache found on a girls upper lip.

john: WOW man, did you see the norton on that chick?

troy: yeah man, poor jessie.

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norton

extremely bad-ass and cool motorcycle, no longer produced. Built in England, had a great racing heritage in its day. the original "superbike", per Motor Cycle News (UK) magazine 1968 for the then-new 'Commando" model. All current super bikes owe homage to the Norton brand

rube on Sportster- "Norton, who makes that?"

dude on Norton- "Norton, dick, can't you read, oh, I guess not, Harloid!"

rube- "I'll kick your ass!"

dude- "Catch me, jerk-off!" (zooms off, out runs Sportster, Sportster crashes in corner, rube dies, Norton guy goes to funeral and picks up deceased guy's girl, rides off on Norton, fucks her in nearby field)

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norton

A town in SE Mass that is famous for there world famous, "House of Pizza" run by a loveable towny called "Gringo". It is also the only public place in town that still allows smoking.

When in Norton stop by Norton House of Pizza and ask that bitch Gringo to get you a pizza.

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norton

An obnoxiously huge book used in honors' literature. Short slang name for it's full name: The Norton Anthology of British Literature.

Lucy: Dude, I forgot my Norton at home!
Bob: That book's heavier than a brick, don't even worry about it.

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nortons

Nortons (plural) or Norton (singular)
Nortons describe the erect male or female nipple or nipples.
**Nipples can only be called nortons if they are in the hardened or erect state.**

"Look at those girls getting out of the pool. They must be cold,their nortons are really standing out."

"She has some sweet looking nortons." "I love big nortons!"

"Hey, I got my left norton pierced today"

"My husband has the cutest nortons when I play with them."

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