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A country by which all others set their standards. For such a small nation it's economic and political power is immense. Most things that were worth inventing were invented by the British including football (soccer for you Yanks) and spotted Dick. God save the Queen!
Bill "Hey John, i think Britain is a much better country than the U.S."
John "I agree, it's not full of wankers for a start"
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The only place where everybody is a fighting machine, and has everything packed into a small area....
It has the glorius wales with huge hills and green grass, with cliffs bigger than average sized houses, and where most raw materials come from and probably the proudest country in the world.
Ireland with its loveable culture and large heritage,providing a lot of manpower..(it is the 3rd largest island in europe!)
The brute toughness of Scotland, where there are huge mountains and most of the british army, with one of the best rugby teams today.
And finally the English the Patriotic ones. Creating football and rugby and home to many musicians and other talented people and where there are people shouting at the telly about the football.
well you've probably guessed im british... i am aswell. i come from wales. so stop arguing about what country is crap and which is good, lets all be one nation together, BRITAIN!
britain = wales, scotland, england and ireland
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One of the coolest places ever. great cars. great culture and awsome tv shows
Britain ruled the world intill America came and screwed it up lol
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Britain, a nation that is made up of several countries, such as, England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland - as much as they don't admit it, we stole that fair and square.
It's a nice place, with locations that will satisy everyone, it's a place with lots of world building history - shame about the weather though. It's the only place that uses the English language properly, but do excuse the accents, could be worse though, could be speaking like the silly aussies and Americans.
The English language is a very funny one, well at least it is in Britain. Some quotes below will show some 'English, English' words or informal words used to describe the international iconic ones.
A British Policeman = A 'bobby'
'keen as mustard'= Very enthusiastic, eager.
'bad egg' = A miscreant, a corrupt person, an untrustworthy person.
'banger' = A sausage kids.
Enjoy them few.
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The greatest of all nations on this earth; Britain has contributed so much to the world today as we know it. Also arguably one of the most belligerent nations, having had conflicts with France, Spain, Germany, Italy, Argentina, itself (i.e England against Scotland) and Ireland (to name only a few!) during its long and fascinating history. Many nations around the world have a real dislike of Britain, due to its resounding successes, a clear example of this being France. Britain invented ALL of the world's best sports; these include football (the real version), cricket, rugby and golf. The unrivalled leader of the ENGLISH speaking world, Britain has seen its native tongue corrupted by Americans and Australians amongst others. Although the era has passed when Britain ruled almost half of the world's population, its forever remains the benchmark for every country on all of the six continents.
Britain: need I say more?
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Indeed the greatest country in the world.
to that person who said earlyer that the roman empire was bigger than the british one, have you even compaired them??? look them up on google. The roman one was most of europe. The british one was most of the world. and no, we dont all drink tea and crumpits, but they are quite nice :D. the biggest drink size in britain is about 1/2 a litre, in america, its like 2 litres, so don t blame us for calling you fat.
American:can i have a double cheese burger, extra large fries and a super sized diet coke please?
British: wtf? why are you getting all that crap then having a diet coke? why not just go all the way and kill yourself in one go?!!?!
britain!
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An awesome race of people, who are generally liked by Canadians, and secretly disliked by americans because of their special forces' superiority and link to the Canadian special forces. Britains have an awesome accent that is the right way to speak english. Britains are great.
American: Man, that british person is a doucebag
Canadian: why, because 4 SAS troops rescued 150 US SEALS troops?
American: that can't be right, the TV said we're the best country in the world
Britains: that's why everyone hates you. lets go have a beer and bang some chicks, canuck
American: boohoo
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