Not Nowed

previously known as "ignored" in facebook, it is the act of putting a friend request on hold Forever, the debate is still going on about it's conjugation :
some say it should be in the past tense because the "Not Now" was pressed Back Then, others argue that it is still on hold so it's still going on, normal people say it's not a friggin verb !

it's useful against stalkers & people who don't get it after the first ignore, a bit harsh for the friend request sender.

the only way to bypass it is to cancel the request & send again...& again...& again till you get blocked !

Girl : so like.. this dude with 0 mutual friends added me on fb & i so totally not nowed him !
Her friend : won't he add you again !?
Girl : na uh, he won't know but i changed my profile pic as a hint, like duuh
Her friend : bitch you can't say not nowed, it's not a verb !
Girl : whatevs !

that was then...this is now

Used as a management speak put down for those who resist change and hark back to the good old days. After a novel of the same name by S.E.Hinton (later film starring Emilio Estevez)

Employee - "I don't see why we should do it that way, we never used to"

Manager (with obvious irritation and finality) - "I don't care, that was then...this is now!"

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now

the magic word; used when someone doesn't understand that something should be done at the current time and not later.

amanda: can i have a pass?
retarded librarian: what is the magic word?
amanda: ...now?

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now

A never ending series of crappy music. I think we're up to Now 57...I'm serious do a google search for Now 57 cd.

Now 57?! When will the fucking madness end?!

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Now

Come here

Now

NOW

The Nazi Organization of Women.

NOW's official slogan is "HEIL CLITLER!!!"

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it's on NOW

The battle/fight/scrapple HAS BEGUN.

You thought that shizzle was on befo? Well it's on NOW mos def!

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