I can tell you are doing it

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong.

This is a humorous way to point out bad problem solving methods.

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong!

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I'll tell you that shit for free

when something is so obvious to one person that he will not even charge, for it being to sed to a companion friend or aquaintace.

tom: what do you think of tim's mam?
muthar: she's a propa slag, i'll tell you that shit for free!
tom: thanks muthar you're so genorous!

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let me tell you something

A typical black elder's preamble serving as a gesture of dominance and/or wisdom...

Young Tyrone: I ain't tall enough to be good at basketball.....
Black Elder: Let me tell you something...

Why should I tell you?

It means they don't know, or are a stupid troll.

"Ok, if you're a genius, then what's the square root of 6456?"
"Why should I tell you?"

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I'll tell you what mate

The last thing you hear before being stabbed in the chest by a 10 cm long knife in north London. Could also be in Birmingham or Glasgow. Whatever you do if you hear this sentence run away.

Bruh, I'll tell you what mate

let me tell you about homestuck

"Let me tell you about homestuck" is a joke about homestuck fans trying to tell normal people about homestuck.

Me :' Hey, let me tell you about homestuck'
Friend: 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

I'll tell you when you're younger

1. An incredibly annoying way of stating that you just don't want to tell them something; might be for personal reasons. (Knowing that you cannot get younger; it therefore means one will never tell them what you are referring to.)

Caitlynn: Why won't you look at my face when we make love!?

Me: *turns away and thinks to self "ah crap, here we go again... c'mon, think of something!* ...I'll tell you when you're younger...

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