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when you are fucking a girl and right before you nut you pull out a picture of her mom and nut on it
I pulled the Mother's Day Masacre on Jenny yesterday!
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1. payday; the day when you pay this mother, and pay that mother.
Karl: Hey, want to catch the movie tonight?
Mike: I can't, man. It's mother's day. I gotta go pay my light bill before they shut it off.
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happy mothers day, I love you, you're the best mom ever. -bear
happy mothers day mom
International bonk your mother day is where you get a stick, rolling pin or baseball bat and bonk you mother's knees.
Casey:“do you know what day it is today? ”
John:“no, why?”
Casey:“it's 'bonk your mother day'!”
John:“oh cool!”
June the 2nd! The day where you can suck out your mothers pussy or you can suck on them huge milky milf tits to make her day
Mother
Yes sweetie
Better remove them clothes
Why son
Because it’s National suck your mother day
I knew you wouldn’t forget son
Love you mother
Shutup and suck mommy’s big boobies
A globally observed holiday where mothers all over the world are appreciated and celebrated. Provide them with TLC and value.
I really love my mother and remember her even more on mothers appreciation day on June 25th.
jake: “hey what’s tomorrow?”
sarah: “it’s mothers day aka a day to celebrate the milfs”