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Phrase to take blame for something you fucked up in a situation where it could not possibly be anyone else’s fault.
Friend: bro, why did you just throw my Xbox out the window? we are on the 5th floor.
You: oh. that’s on me
Girlfriend: you’re telling me you had a threesome with two other bitches, neither of whom are me.
Boyfriend: yeah, that’s on me, but i love you.
A way of saying "I am". Often seen on 4chan.org.
Be me, 19, m, straight. Just another sausage on the internet.
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Used on the train (usually subway, metro, etc.) - when the train starts to pull off at your destination station, this is probably what you say to someone you're talking to to tell it "this is where I get off."
A: So are you just visiting New York or you work...
B: I'm sorry, but... this is me. I gotta go, nice meeting you, though.
A: Well, okay. Hope to see you again soon.
B: Ditto.
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means 'i don't know' but is said in a childish voice
"what do you wanna do tomorrow?"
"me no no"
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when you are subtweeted/subbed on social media.
used to tell someone to tag you next time.
Billy: You don't have to be a shady shit, @ me next time!
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