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when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.
man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage
man's sister: what is it?
man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.
sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth
man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.
sister: Lol. Are you serious?
man: Dead serious.
NOTS is a shortcut for none of this shit
Justin: do you want some Sapporo booze and sone Marlboro cigarettes
Henry: nah NOTS man I don't want it
"Not bad" in a thick, heavy accent. Used to express a satisfaction on something in a way that assists your wish of looking like a dope trendsetter. Pronounced as "knohts-betts"
Derek: I bought a pair of Dr. Dre Beats
Daniella: Nots bads
The opposite of /S, used to show you mean what you say
Go piss off /notS
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A boy with strong athletic talents. Also known as the jock. He is extremely handsome and every girl in the school likes him. Even the ex's who broke up with him
Girl 1:That's the new football player
Girl 2 :He is such a B nots