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The best place anyone's ever been to ever. Also home to Nottingham Forest, best football team in the world
Guy 1: Do you live in Nottingham?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: then you're life's shit
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City in Central England with ideas way above its station. 4th most violent city in England status belied by poncy head-up-arse ideas of its city councillors who don't seem to realise what a ghastly and dangerous place it really is. Gun and drug crime proliferate, as does street begging. Oh and the women are slappers too.
Going to Nottingham tonight? Yes, OK.
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A flop of three spades in Texas hold-em
1.With a Nottingham out there, you've gotta be worried about the flush
2.There's so many spades out there it's like Nottingham on a Friday night!
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A city with no identity. It's not northern, it's not southern, it's not upper or lower class. It's painfully small and suburban yet it still manages to be one of the most dangerous cities in the country.
"Do you want to go to a gig tonight seeing as there's so many venues in the city?"
"I would but Nottingham never even turns up on any tour lists"
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a dreary town in the even drearier east midlands whose only claim to fame is the non-existent 'outlaw' Robin Hood who was a victorian work of fiction came from nearby. Every where you look there its robin hood this robin hood that and yes, you've guessed it robin hood the other.
everyone in nottingham is proud of a non-existant person because they bizarely think tourists will want to go there.
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For the low class of the UK. For a big city the people from here are poor and unhealthy. A city that stuggles with life and turns to crime. A city that embarrass surrounding high class city's. Embarrassment of the Midlands, Embarrassment of England, Embarrassment of the World.
Nottingham - Forest Laughing stock
Nottingham - Embarrassment
Nottingham - What you tread in
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Long live King Richard. And since I have have to use the word in the example, Nottingham
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