A unit of measure for either width or weight. The width of one "Novak" is approximately 2 feet wide. The weight of a "Novak" is about 300 pounds.
Width: That couch is 3 Novaks wide.
Weight: It felt like i was carrying a Novak on my back on my way to class.
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The act of stealing another man's girl
Did you hear about Jimmy and Rob?
Ya I heard Jimmy was a total Novak
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Adjective used to describe a slow or limited intellectual or emotional development or academic progress. This word originates from the Slovenian dictionary. It is often used by people of mid-age.
Stop acting like a Novak! I'm being serious!
Stop this Novakian behavior. You don't act like your age!
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To tag someone in random photos of strangers, animals or crowds. The more ridiculous the photo, the better.
"Hey Karlo, you've been tagged in a photo of a transvestite on Facebook. I think you've been Novaked."
or
"He's been annoying lately, let's Novak him."
or
"I love Novaking Karlo. He's such an easy target."
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Jennaβs ex! A short stubby blonde mainly found in quaboag or potfinder.
Etain-Thereβs a short stub over there
Kadin-It must be Joey Novak
An asshole that won't be as successful as he thinks. People named Fanny will always overpower an Ayden Novak.
Ayden Novak: "I'm a rich asshole"
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