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International Taser and Stab your short friend day.
This is a day where you must taser and stab a short friend whilst they are off their guard.
You must continue this treatment until they suffer from a stroke or experiences cardiac arrest and is currently flopping on the ground in vain like a fish brought out of the water. It is not only until their heart cease to beat, that you shall stop.
Side Effects: Their skin color may go from normal, to red, and then to a lifeless pale. Don't worry about this transition as it is a part of this celebration.
Culprit: Yo do you know what today is?
Short Friend: Uhh, Tuesday?
Culprit: No dumbass! Its November 5th! You know what, I'll just show you.
Short Friend: Wait! What do you mea-
Culprit: *Tackles short friend mercilessly to the ground to taser and stab them until white foam emerge from their mouth as they writhe on the cold floor for oxygen*
Short Friend: OUGH! *Shits, pisses, and dies*
Culprit: *Asserts dominance by fossilizing friend for gasoline cause the prices are so damn high*
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National dont talk at school day! If you talk at school your bestie cant talk to you!
"You" Hey bestie👋.
"Bestie" 😮 you do know its November 5th right?
"You" oof
November 5th is the day when you go up to your crush, or someone you kinda like but not sure, and tell them!
You: is it November 5th?
Me: yeah it is! Go confess!
National ask your crush out day. Don't be stoopid and overthink it, chances are they feel the same way :)
Yo, silly goose, it's November 5th, are you finally gonna confess your feelings for croissant?
National feel sad/depressed day on this day you can let anything out it’s your day :)
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“Damn why are you so sad today?”
“Haven’t you heard it’s November 5th?”
November 5th is national hug your crush/gf day.Make sure you hug ur crush or gf tmrw
“Hey bro its november 5th you have to hug your girlfriend”
National Smoke a Blunt Before having Sex Day
Hey dude its November 5th.
What's on November 5th?
You haven't heard?!?!?!?! Only the best day of the year after Christmas
We smoke a phatty and get freaky ayeeee
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