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A person who wears white Oakley's and walks the Earth like his shit don't stink.
person a) "SGT Cinnabon thinks he's so tough."
person b) "Oh you mean that Douche Nukem over there?"
person a) "Yep, he's a tool."
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To engage in a sexual activity in which the male covers the female in her own fecal matter, after ramming his penis into her ass.
Ashley smelled like shit after the ferocious dooky nukem she recieved from her boyfriend C.J.
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One who is a dedicated, often obsessed fan of Duke Nukem.
Jim: Hey, you here the new Duke Nukem game is coming out soon?
Bob: You're kidding right? Who doesn't know that!? Duke is the man!! HAIL TO THE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim: Alright, chill you Nukem Nut.
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a term used when something is expected to be released (movie, game, etc) but never does, inspired by the actual Duke Nukem that never came out
It's not coming out. I'm having it classified at a Duke Nukem.
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When you get a boner and ejaculate at the same time.
(verb) I duke nukem whenever I drink whiskey and put my wiener in strange places.
(noun) I had a Freudian dream last night where I blew up a submarine. I was informed in said dream, that when one becomes erect and immediately ejaculates, it is referred to as a duke nukem. When I awoke, my boxers were covered in semen. I clearly had experienced a duke nukem.
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The long delayed sequel to Duke nukem 3D. It was lost in development for over 12 years but when it finally came out it essentially killed the Duke Nukem franchise.
It seems very unlikely that anyone other then hardcore Duke Nukem fans will take much pleasure in this mess of a game and even then only for the nostalgia value of it.
It almost feels like Gearbox, the game company that obtained the rights and "finished" the game, went back threw out all 12 years of previous work and slapped together a 2-bit halo knockoff to rip off the old fanbase and ruin Duke for the new fanbase.
Featuring filler content, platforming puzzles, and crappy game mechanics this is truly a complete mess. It also crossed the very big line between dirty humor and stupid humor more times then I can count. Between the rape jokes and the shit throw (i kid you not it's really in there) it's just not worth the time to play, not to mention the load times are awful even on a high end gaming PC.
They somehow managed to make it to sexist even for Duke, even for DUKE. I didn't even know that was possible.
Another Duke Nukem game has been announced by gearbox, hopefully it will be a masterpiece that saves the franchise but after this god awful performance it's doubtful
Duke and gamer on Duke nukem forever
Duke: Well after 12 fuckin years it better be good.
Gamer: It sucked
Duke: What the fuck did they do wrong?
Gamer: lean over here
*whispers*
Duke: ... fuck the aliens Gearbox unless you do it right this time I'm comin' for you
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A notoriously delayed shooter. Starring everyone's favorite Crazy Awesome Badass Motherfucker: Duke Nukem, it has been delayed for twelve years.
Then 3drealms shut down. It looked like all hope was lost...
UNTIL GEARBOX CAME IN AND SAVED THE DAY! No, seriously, for the first time in 12 years, at PAX, it was finally confirmed that the game was going to be released, and playable, in 2011. To further drive the point home, it was actually playable at PAX. After a four-hour line, of course.
I'm here to kick ass and release Duke Nukem Forever, and I'm all out of ass.
ALWAYS BET ON DUKE.
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