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That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree
I gotta go, Take a Number Three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree
When you use the bathroom for urination it's number one.
When you use it to defecate its number two.
When you use it to masturbate its number three.
Number one - Gold like the sun'
Number two - going poo
Number three - the devil sets my sperm free
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I just went number three on myself.
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referring to a human female's menstrual session.
"...you seem cranky, do you need to go make a number three?
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When you walk in on somebody, and instead of them being on the toilet, they're masturbating
Man 1: "Oh My God! I'm so sorry!"
Man 2: "Hey, so you caught me taking a Number Three, it happens."
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man juice; semen. can be used as a verb or noun.
Lance had to number three in the sock after having unprotected sexual relations. Unknowingly, Liz later picked it up and wore it.
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Urinating (number one) and defecating (number two) simultaneously.
Joe: Damn I got to go.
Jim: Number one or number two?
Joe: Both, bro'.. number three!
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