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Lead guitarist for the band Extreme whomakes some killer riffs and virtuosic solos.
Extreme couldn't have a better guitarist than Nuno Bettencourt
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A Dirty Nuno is being the s/o of a Dirty Ben. Your Gay partner screams in your ass while furiously milking your penis.
I met this bloke around the bar we came back to his place and I got a dirty Nuno
too cheesy 🧀
Wait, delete that message! That's too Nuno
the goofiest person ever
short
has white hair
"bro this guy is such a nuno luna"
He is a handsome and very intelligent guy. His sense of humor is amazing and he is like a magnet to your heart.
His eyes are unforgettable as his dick. The sex with him is just AMAZING.
Ricardo Nuno knows best
Soccer World Cup nobody.
Mentioned in every game, but no-one knows what he looks like or which club he plays for.
Appeared in every World Cup since 1974 for twelve different countries, changing his first name to 'Dido', Luma' or some other nondescript to match whichever country he's turned up for. Will replace the 's' in his surname for a 'z' if playing for a South American country.
Alveres is mentioned by TV commentators in nearly every World Cup game, but is highly skilled in not doing anything outstanding, bar a few neat passes and the odd header, as to not reveal he's playing in so many teams.
"Cross intercepted by Didier Alvères of France, and it goes harmlessly out for a throw".
"Straightforward tackle by Nuno Alveres, the El Salvadour.....erm....player".