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The act of moving your anal lovers turds about within his/her lower intestine with your dick. Really popular with the lavender boys.
"Oh Lance, Nergle me you Snerd"...
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meaning to gurgle (Gargle) ones nargles (testicles). Often used as an insult to intone immaturity in the user as well as the insultee.
John: yo bitch grab me that soda pop
Joe: Fuck you bitch, gurgle my nurgles.
Rodney: Yo, this chic was a total 10 last night!
Lewis: Oh ya?
Rodney: Yeah! but she didn't gurgle my nurgles! :(
The fine act of using a dead animal carcass as the delivery method for anal consumed drugs
O man last night was wild I can't believe we used that skunk we hit with the car to Nurgle boof all that K we had in the trunk. What a epic Nurgle boofing night.
Contracting some sort of illness. Anything from a STD, the common cold, to the worst disease you could ever imagine.
Guy: Hey, I can’t come into work today. I got nurgled.
Boss: Alright, come into tomorrow. Hope you feel better!
Guy#1: I think I this chick nurgled me at the party we went to last night.
Guy#2Damn. You should get that checked out.
A Nurgling is a dwarfishly diminutive bitter beastling of a former malaria manlet and the end-stage devolution of a microscopically minuscule murloc manlet. While suffering from a particularly severe case of sunburn, fin rot and completely confused by his manletism-induced small man syndrome, the petite and effeminate murloc manlet puts himself into a self-hypnotic dwarven trance and, in his high-pitched and squeaky-voiced manletspeak, chants "Short people got no reason!", before finally drifting off into a childlike sleep and eventually awakening as a subhumanly stunted, little Nurgling to henceforth dualistically and eternally worship his two Gods, father figures and heroes: Nurgle and the formidably illustrious, six-foot tall magnificent manmore and musical mastermind Randy Newman.
Manmore 1: Lol, did you just see that silly, little sissy manlet fall right through the drainage grates over there? Manmore 2: I sure did. Unfortunately, due to his ant-like size, the high heels wearing Homunculus probably survived the to him lengthy fall completely unscathed. Manmore 1: Then that preposterously puny, misanthropic manlet of a Nurgling abomination can get comfortable down there because I'm certainly not going to help the petite and petulant Little Napoleon in any way! Manmore 2: Hahahahaha! Me neither. Manlets BTFO.
The act of accidentally sitting down on an overflowing toilet seat resulting in your entire nether regions to feel cold and violated as if you were blessed by The Almighty Nurgle from Warhammer 40K
I received Nurgle's Blessing when I went to the gas station bathroom.
Long before this became a fictional proper name, it was a transitive verb. Meaning to creat scrap by accident or through incompetence.
The drill snapped and Henry competely nurgled the gurning bracket.