Nursing home mudslide

A cocktail served in the nursing home spirit. I measure of vodka and one can of boost.

Blond RN: Hon, you didn't drink your boost as yet?

Nursing home resident: How about spicing it up with some vodka, Barbie girl?

Blond RN: You mean a Nursing Home Mudslide? Sure, would you like that frozen or on the rocks?

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Nursing home hot

The unGodly hot temperature they keep set at nursing homes.

If you’re going to Sherri’s parents house, wear your bikini. They keep it nursing home hot.

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Nursing Home Combo Platter

Sexual act performed on a male senior citizen. Female feeds a combination Viagra/Laxative to bedridden patient. Upon appearance of the "boner", the female gives a hand-job/blow-job which will cause the old man to ejaculate and shit the bed simultaneously. Female leaves entire mess for nursing staff to clean-up. Commonly used by younger wife/girlfriend to piss off the old mans grown-up children.

Gold Digger:"I went to see my sugar-daddy and I gave him a Nursing Home Combo Platter"
Gold Diggers best friend:"You deserve ALL his money,Baby! Now let's go get our nails did."

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it's nursing home hot in here!

when it is unreasonably warm indoors. originally coined for use to describe the temperature in a hotel room.

"they must've had the heat on high all day. it's nursing home hot in here!"

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shooting up a nursing home

idiom to describe a pointless task; everyone in the nursing home gonna die in like 2 months anyway lmao

Karen wanted to give Dad a magazine subscription for his birthday, but I said that would be like shooting up a nursing home, since he already has fifteen or twenty subscriptions.

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