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The Angry Onk

When i women gives a man a blow job and begins to make an onking sound as the guys cock is in her mouth.

"she was giving my the angry onk"

by Cynthiasquirter February 2, 2009

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EARLY ONK

he's all like 'KONO DIA DO IM JOSOPHEH JOELTIERS!' and is in a relationship with your Indonesian girlfriend, hes a fan of the beatles, and is a dumbass, he wears ugly.
unknown_waves is my boyfriend- jamie

waht the early onk

by byodde February 28, 2022


Ink-Onks

An obsessive compulsive or looping mind-state that gets progressively worse the longer it persists.

The phrase, when repeated quickly, starts to sound like 'King Kong', which is crucial to it's meaning - that a tiny amount of nonsense can become a hugely destructive simply by a person constantly paying attention to it.

" You got the ink-onks about your missus again? Have a pint."
"See that geezer talking to a tree stump? ink-onks mate."
"Bad acid - I got the ink-onks man"

by GenericJohn June 20, 2018


onks

for ages!

wow not thought of that word utter for onks

by Little Jessie September 28, 2020


Onk

Onk is more collectively used as a suffix and can be added to names or words that contain the letter o. However, if done cleverly it can be added to any word or name, for instance “Jack” would become “Jonk” and “fuck” would become “fonk”.

“Hey, have you spoken to Jonk recently?”
“Nah dude, he’s totally fonked up our fronkship. We’re totally donk.”

by whatheFONKdude May 31, 2019


onk

when your friend(Victor) is a dumbass.

Victor you onk.

by saxmano September 16, 2019


Onk

Meaning a person/ something that absolutely stinks of shit

“Get a bath you onk
“She onks

by Cp-1 February 11, 2021