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Obesity

The best way to prevent rape.

No one wants to rape the obesity lady

by i hate really gigantic people August 16, 2010

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OBESE

very fat and nasty, gets dumped a lot because people cant stand to look at them

check out sal, he's obese. Ha ha ha

by pesteds August 24, 2007

158πŸ‘ 84πŸ‘Ž


obese

Something that is fat, from Latin "obesus" meaning: fat

Stop eating you obese gellatinous blob! You're sweating butter on me!

by Cerpin Taxxt November 9, 2006

79πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


Obese

Most definitions here say that to be obese is idiotic. In most cases, it’s not. For some people, it’s an eating disorder caused by a wide range of things. Depression, as one example. For others, they don’t have control over their weight. This might be because of medications or an underlying disease. Some people are obese and doing everything that they can short of starving themselves and it still doesn’t work.

Never ever judge an obese person too soon. They may have a legitimate reason. And don’t insult anyone about it. After all, that’s their body, their business.

Judging guy: He’s obese, he must be a lazy retard
Smart guy: Oh please, be a little nicer. You have no idea what his condition is.

by Ok hun September 10, 2019

41πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Obese

Someone who is very large, can be seen from miles away. Needs to eat every 5 minutes or they will have to engage in cannabalism with oneself. Most of the time will not fit on your screen when viewing their facebook profile.

Geek 1: 'Oh My God watch out for that new kid muyiwa rolling down the corridor :( , he's soo Obese just bull dozing those kids out of the way!!'
Geek 2: 'I know he rolled over the headmaster once !'

by Victimofomole December 21, 2011

19πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


obese

when you're so god damn fat no woman will even look at you let alone want to date you.

You resemble fat bastard and if a female ever does come within your vicinity it's because you most likely have something she wants or she's bored.

She may use you just to laugh at you. That's the worst case scenario.

Yes you resemble fat bastard and suffer from obesity and most likely will never have a girlfriend or be married to a woman.

These fat bastards usually end up all alone with their dogs in a crappy poor apartment.

Check out Salvatore, what a fat ass, that obese pig will never get laid.

by not a fat person November 14, 2008

63πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


obese

1) Fat enough to disgust shallow people.
2) Fat enough to make doctors presume that you eat mass quantities of junk food and never exercise--and therefore, prescribe weight loss as a cure for literally anything that ails you.
3) Having a body mass index over 30, regardless of actual body composition.

"Did you know that according to modern medicine, Joe is considered obese?"
"*Snicker.* Tell me exactly how Joe--Mr. Amateur Powerlifter, who's got a *tiny* beer gut--counts as 'obese.'"
"He's 6'4" and weighs 250#. That's all that counts to them."

by Qit June 23, 2004

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