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The day that all the cool, cute kids are born
Boy: when were you born?
Crush: October 17th
Boy: no wonder ur so hot and cool
Crush: lets go out
Boy: *dies from happiness*
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man: did you kiss your homies yet? its october 17
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Become your crushes boyfriend/girlfriend day!
Get your crush on October 17
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Gay day
Be as gay as possible and still be straight
He slapped my as on gay day
October 17=gay day
a day for forgiveness, second chances,
"Hey, Fred it's October 17th!"
"Okay what does that mean?"
" October 17th is a day for forgiveness and also second chances, so make amends."
People born on this day are immune to all spider poison and venom. They can eat spiders if they so choose and nothing will happen to them. If someone born on october 17 recommends spiders to you, do Not act on the recommendation. You may not be immune.
"Hey wanna try out this new spider place?"
"Sure bro, but wait, what day were u born on?"
"Oh October 17, why?"
"Oh sorry bro I can't. I'm not immune to spiders. Maybe ask your twin or something."
"Oh not again!"
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National boy hug girl day!! Both can hug each other on this very special day!
October 17 is national boy hug girl day!!
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