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🍆 On this day a footy prodigy was born. He was blessed with a soft touch, a kind chin (The kind you wanna lay your nutz on), great eyebrows and ocean eyes that are so deep some people say if you fall in you will get lost forever!! He is always a 6 in a 69er and he has a Cavan FC logo tattooed on his lower back.
Shot gun a bud light on October 20 to acknowledge his greatness🍺
Guy: Yo is it lil pz 🍆 day of birth?
Other guy: oh shit I almost forgot it’s October 20 today!
Both guys grab a bud light hold it up to the sky and yell: this ones for you lil p 🍆 You fucking DICK... then continue to shotgun the BL
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Hey Joe, wanna go eat my ass?
No James! That’s gay!
Who the fuck cares? It’s October 20th!
Slap your shortest friend in the face day! On this day you can slap your friend!😅
Tall friend: *slaps short friend*
Short Friend: owww why’d you slap me!?!?
Tall friend: it’s october 20th?
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The day where boys(and girls) can grab their partners boob or ass but you can't do both you thirst
Jerry could grab lily's boob on October 20
Its National kiss your bestfriend day
Bestfriend 1 kiss me
Bestfriend 2 why
Bestfriend 1 bc its October 20
Best 2 ok
Punch a boys testiscles day. Punch any boys testiscles on this day
Today is Punch Dick Day, October 20
October 20 is national hang out with your crush day!
October 20 is a day to just watch some anime with ur crush and chill.