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The day were you go up to your tallest friend, and you can completely SHATTER there knee caps. This only can happen if you are the shortest, and you can do it multiple times throughout the day.
Tall friend: hey what’s up person that is shorter than me.
Short friend: guess what? It’s October 29th and I can shatter your knee caps.
Y’all friend: HELP IM IN PAIN
The day on which you yeet your shortest friend.
Brock: Damn Chad you ain’t allowed to yeet dat boi
Chad: Nah Brock bro it October 29th so I allowed
National give your boyfriend a scrunchy day Again
Hey what are you doing tomorrow
Well its October 29th so I'm giving my boyfriend a scrunchy again
Girl: bring me food
Boy: no
Girl: it’s October 29th
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On October 29th, Lorelei must forfeit her kitten to Kemi and she will take care of it for the rest of her life
Kemi: Oh it's October 29th! Hand over your kitten Lorelei.
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people born on this day have the biggest dicks. whether it may be on their head, spiritually, or physically
Jake: yo I got a bigger dick than u
Shithead: oh fr? how u know?
Jake: I was born on October 29th
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Slap people with a name that starts with c
October 29th
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