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When nailing a chick in the ass in Odessa MO and she spins around and starts cleaning your dick with her mouth.
Male 1:you know how dirty Andrea is?
Male 2:no man, how dirty?
Male 1:I didn’t even ask her and she did an Odessa Roundabout with me last night.
Male 2: that’s awesome man, gotta love dirty girls.
A place where courage the dog would live(Nowhere). Some where the love guru would not change to Now here. Some sections of this sad town(that's right Odessa, your downtown is horrible, and the place is not big enough to be called a city) holds some interesting people. locals call Odessa: Odezzy or O-town to make it sound cool. Which only fails.
Some "good" points about Odessa:
-It is home to Permian High School( that school that has a movie and book about it.)
-There's hardly and cops that do their job.
-there's mesquite for the BBQ lovers out there
-You can walk everywhere in the town, nothing's that far from you.thats about town
Fred: "I heard you moved man! Where to?"
Mike: "Dude, i moved to Odessa, Texas."
Fred: "What's it like?"
Mike: "Everything looks pretty dead. Hardly any grass or trees. OH! I'm going to Permian though!"
Fred: "That's cool?"
Mike:" You dont know Permian?"
Fred: " No"
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A female who works the dark arts and whispers to the managers or directors usually about other harder working co-workers a negative story with polished details added to make it seem like truth. She raises herself above others by some type of sexual, mental and/or head-game manipulation in order to excel herself to levels of higher authority. She is seen doing evil all over whispering to others dark ideas while these ideas only derrive from the darkness within. She is loved by all Directors and Managers as the greatest. As she uses the dark arts to cast a veil over their eyes so they can't see her true nature to which one would stroke out or die by a hear-attack.
that's The Odessa Advantage... it always works.
A small town (less than 5,000 people) located about 30-40 miles east of Kansas City Missouri. It is in Lafayette County and on I-70. It is the stupidest place in the world. Everyone here is always bored because there isn't a thing to do. Nothing at all. The politics are corrupt. In school you never learn anything and the school politics are corrupt even more so. There are no forms of entertainment besides going to the one grocery store. The only fast food places are McDonald's, Taco Johns, Subway and Sonic. There is a mexican restaurant, Chinese restaurant and about 4 cafes.
There are plenty of bars and tattoo parlors. It is almost more boring than driving across Kansas. Avoid going to Odessa, Mo at all costs.
Everyone here likes to believe they are very cool and know everything, but really the town is for the most part full of a bunch of stupid idiots
Durring the fall all anyone in the town ever does or cares about is Friday Night Football. Football is the most important thing to this town.
Over half the people in the town are kids.
Any small podunk town you can think of, any small stupid town with nothing to do, out in the sticks.
Hey Man where are you going today, can I come?
Odessa Missouri, sure.
Nevermind I ain't going to that stupid town.
Odessa Missouri: The town everybody wants to leave, but nobody ever gets out of.
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A girl who loves to drink the dirty toilet water at the bottom of a toilet brush to avoid Covid-19
Since they haven't came up with a vaccine we should all do a Dirty Odessa.
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AN ugly piece of crap know for its STD's no winning record in football low budget bronco imitators they can't win in nothing but getting Mano and spreading it, the school is so run down they could literally blow on it and it would fall they have a bunch of guys that try to act hard but always get there ass whooped on and off the field they should just stick to being and academic school and even at that they can't beat permian
Odessa high school home of the growing STD's
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If you like fucking your duster and drinking moonshine, man belive me when I tell you this is the place for you. There also many already raped sheep walking around if you are not exactly cut out for the sister thing. You need a microscope to see the population and mostly everyone who started there lives here... are still here for some god awful reason. All the party’s in Odessa are BYOB because everyone’s to fucking poor to share a little.
“Man I would love to live in Odessa, New York. Wouldn’t you?”
“No you god damn moron. What the hell is wrong with you?”
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